Although I'd love to hate them for never making t-shirts with fat kids in mind, I find it very hard to knock American Apparel's hustle. Exibit a.) American Apparel's "Search for the Best Bottom in the World" contest.
We've heard rumors that the website is over capacity, so ladies can feel free to send YOUR submissions to email@example.com and Bahay Boys will take care of the rest.
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE!
So far my money's on Jessica:
Or whoever this girl is: